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True Story #16: 4 murders, a prostitution ring, & some apple juice


On December 3rd, 2005, while working part-time at a small bar in northern Paris, a 6'5" inch gorilla ducked into my bar - literally ducked in - filling the entire frame of the door. He wandered up to the bar, ordered an apple juice, and then found a table in the darkest corner of the bar and sat down. “Holy Sh*t, do you know who that is?” An American backpacker sitting at the bar asked. “I’m not positive, but I’m almost sure that that is Didier Azoulay, the bad guy in the Jet Lee movie: ‘Kiss of the Dragon’!”

“Come on,” I replied, “Why, in all of the bars in Paris, would a professional martial arts actor come into this bar and order an apple juice?”

“I don’t know man, but you have to go and ask him! I have to know!”

A few minutes later after he finished his apple juice and was settling the bill at the counter, the American guy cleared his throat, signaling for me to ask.

“Excuse me sir,” I asked him in French, “But my friend here would like to know if it was you that played one of the twin bad guys in the Jet Lee movie.”

“Yes, it was me.” He responded in English in a deep voice.

“Hot Damn, I knew it!” The American guy shouted. They sat and talked about the movie and what it was like working behind the scenes for a few minutes before Mr. Azouley left the bar, continuing on his way.

*Screenshot from 'Kiss of the Dragon.' Mr. Azouley is in the back on the left.

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To this day we do not know exactly what Mr. Azouley was doing in a small unknown bar on an abandoned street in northern Paris just after happy hour ended drinking an apple juice, or why he was there, but here is what I've pieced together:

  • In Rio de Janeiro on Dec 1, 2005, just days before, A "death squad" killed four alleged members of a Rio drug gang, leaving a sign with the bodies, some of which had signs of torture, identifying the slain men as those responsible for the burning of a city bus in which five people died. (Source)

  • That same day, the leader of Spain's main opposition party, along with several other official's helicopter "crashed" seconds after taking off from a bull ring on the outskirts of Madrid. Nobody was injured. (Source)

  • The next day, in Buenos Aires, Dec 2, 2005 Aerolineas Argentinas pilots and technicians "reached an agreement" with the company Friday to end a strike begun more than a week ago, authorities said. (Source)

  • And on December 3rd, that same day in Madrid, Spain, the "Spanish Police" broke up an international network of Nigerians who smuggled women into Europe and forced them into prostitution by intimidating them through witchcraft. (Source)

Coincidence? You do the math.

True Story.

 

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